jing-juggle

when somebody tricks you into doing something you weren't smart enough to process.

dad: Hey! Do you want to trade chores? I'll do yours and you do mine!

daughter: What chores do you have?

dad: Idk what chores DO i have?

daughter: you're trying to trick me smh
*an hour later*
mom: daughter do all the dishes by yourself!

daughter: WHAT??!!

dad: lets shake hands😈

daughter: OK!

dad:haha get jing-juggled bitch!! now you have to pick up dog shit outside

daughter: ahhh😔

by I like hoetdogs February 23, 2021

Kitten Juggling

The highly illegal act of a ring of pedophiles trafficking children.

That dude went to jail for kitten juggling, yeah they found 6 kids in his basement.

by SilenceIsGoldenNapalmIsHot March 14, 2021

Mud Juggling

Mud Juggling is the act of going outside during a rainy day, collecting mud, and freezing it into ice cubes. The Mud cubes are then forcefully inserted into the juggler's rectum using a spoon and a shoehorn. The user then shits out the half-ice half-mud concoction into ball moulds, and then juggles using the balls of shit-mud-ice.

Jake: Bro its raining outside, what a good day to go Mud Juggling.
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!

by ShitSticker April 27, 2021

cock juggling thunder cuck

A stupid whore that Simps over people really bad

A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.

someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do

by Anomanomanomanom August 18, 2021

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”

by Katalyna October 8, 2021

Ass Juggler

someone that will jiggle peoples own ass too much.

He really is a Ass Juggler.

by Thomas Scottass March 29, 2022