Jewish alignment

Having all your money in order by value and facing the correct way

I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.

by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023

jewish jew jews jew

The most Jewish jew on the jew planet.

Osama: You're like the Jewish jew jews jew!

Me: Yes.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017

Jewish Navy

The large horde of recreational boaters from the city that completely overtake rural lakes up north on weekends and holidays.
Common summer weekend sight on lakes in Northern IL and Southern WI such as the Fox Chain O Lakes, Powers Lake, Lake Delavan, and Lake Geneva.

Did you catch the Jewish Navy out on the Fox Chain this weekend? They kept ignoring the no wake signs and ripped over my trout lines.

by 92749(84026253) September 1, 2024

jewish hibernation

The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.

David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."

by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016

Jewish Hitler

Hitler was actually jewish. Jewsih hitler

Bro: Jewish Hitler pooped in 1942

by AMOGUS445 June 5, 2025

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024

Jewish kiss

When a Jewish rabbi circumcises a baby by sucking his foreskin off

I had to bring my baby to the synagogue for his Jewish kiss this week

by Autistic fellow December 13, 2024