November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.
Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!
by laparth November 6, 2020
November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.
So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful
by laparth November 6, 2020
a very aggressive very kinky boy that likes to refer to girls as bitches and also loves the word "fuck"
by susafet March 9, 2016
“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”
“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”
“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”
by 3little3series November 6, 2020
A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
"Jared Leto is the best"
by DRUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS September 11, 2022
Jarees is a compassionate down to earth man, but he is a player. He plays tf out of every female until he finds the right one. He is the goofiest guy you will ever meet. He’s sweet like candy, and as soft as a teddy bear. Smells good too. Sexy af.
by Lucky727 December 18, 2018