jamaican breakfast

Having a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager and Joint for breakfast.

Bob's hungover again, he's got his Jamaican breakfast.

by MC Dad April 17, 2017

Jamaican guy with dreads

There is no definition for him but here is a story

Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.

Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.

THE END.

by Thatrasistkid November 30, 2017

Jamaican Mudslide

Outlawed in so e jurisdictions, a Jamaican Mudslide occurs when a male is engaging in doggy style intercourse with a partner. The male makes sounds as if he's going to blow a load, but instead turns around and sneakily defecates on the partners back, mimicking the feeling of a warm load. The partner usually notices what has happened only when it is too late, and feces is already sliding down your back (hence: mudslide). Usually, the increased weight of the feces or smell of the room alerts the partner to second guess what is on their back. The discovery is generally unfortunate.

Sarah: What happened to that guy you met on Tinder?

Judy: We were having sex and he said he was going to bust on my back and I said ok. I then heard weird sounds and felt a very heavy, warm spot on my back. I stood up quickly, and his poop slid down my back. I was very embarrassed.

Sarah: Tinder is nuts. You got a Jamaican Mudslide.

Fefecate shit mudslide

by Great Seany May 3, 2018

Jamarian

She’s fine asf funny honest and loyal

Jamarian is so fine

by Anttavia January 27, 2019

Jamari

Fat ass piece of shit

Jamari eats my food

by Hsyebxheme December 4, 2019

Jamaria

Jamaria is a nice , soft hearted young lady . She loves jamarius btw

YOO JAMARIUS U SEE THAT TALL GORRILAA

him-is that jamaria??

by noaoah November 23, 2021

Jamaican Men

The most romantic, well spoken, faithful people in the world. They take romance to another level. The best in bed! Will love you no matter if you put on a few extra pounds. The complete package. Sweet talker and badman

When you think about a man who has the complete package, your thinking of Jamaican men.

by Woman’s Association of Romance January 14, 2023