free range grapes

The loose grapes that you find at the bottom of the bag.

I'll finish off the free range grapes.

by Ski Areak December 7, 2017

Mongolian Grape Drip

When you attach four grapes to a cocktail stick and use them as anal beads, only to clench and juice them into a glass, creating the forbidden Ribena

Guy 1: "Dude did you get lucky with that Ryan guy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, we watched some Chuck and tucked into a Mongolian Grape Drip afterwards!"

by biggest bluest snail January 13, 2021

Peels my Grapes

To make someone feel good by going over and beyond

Theirs this guy name jhonny and he always goes the extra mile for me, he really peels my grapes.

by Monkey back-lash May 14, 2018

They did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape

Hey Jeff they did surgery on a grape

by Lets_obtain_this_grain November 30, 2018

concord grape handler

Similar to a standard skull-fucking, with a delightful twist. The difference being that during your hemorrhoidal flare-up you turn around 180 degrees and slam your ass into her forehead. Her natural reaction will be to move the grapes away so the puss doesn’t drip into her eyes.

Our typical skull-fucking was getting old, so we progressed to the concord grape handler.

It takes a special California girl to request the concord grape handler.

by Wicked Ways March 15, 2010

Peel Me a Grape

To waste someone's time doing something that doesn't mean anything.

Patrick: "I went ahead and made some tea to go with dinner."
Jamie: "Sweet or unsweet?"
Patrick: "Unsweet."
Jamie: "What am I, a Yankee? I ain't drinking that shit! Peel me a grape!"

by Dragonspisces July 24, 2018

Grape Kool-Aid

Grape Kool-Aid is what you drink when it kind of some Sherwood, Oak Alley kind of stuff, your a bit crazy in the head and throw the duece real high.

"What are you smiling? You think this is funny?"

"Well it's kind of on some Sherwood, Oak Alley kind of stuff"
"Why did you do it?"
"Yeah, I'm a bit crazy in the head"
"Are you on drugs?"
"No, I just throw the duce real high, grape Kool-Aid!"

by Fuck The Wizard May 26, 2009