Rizz and Jizz

Rizz and Jizz is a technique where you "rizz" up a girl and then "jizz". It is very effective technique developed by P.R

Yo he is totally the "Rizz and Jizz" master by the way he pulled her.

by Real_P.R December 20, 2022

jizz nozzle

a) A person deserving of such a term

b) your cock, or the head of

a) That snyder is a real jizz nozzle!

b) Imma throat that bitch with my jizz nozzle

by fgh senator April 4, 2009

Jizz and Jet

Jizz and jet, or as my mom liked to say:blow your load and hit the road. One of the many terms for the pull and pray method of sexual conception

Last night I had to jizz and jet because I didn't have a condom.

by Tim Swain June 13, 2014

jizz fight

a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.

Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.

Male2: that sounds boring what i di

Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!

ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

by skimmboarder August 7, 2008

Da Jizz

1. The new replacement of the phrase "Da Shizz" which in turn was a replacement for "The Shit". Used generally to describe awesome internet videos and dance moves.

Guy 1: Dude check out this video I found on Youtube called "Guy listens to Parry Gripp songs while screaming leave Britney alone while a dramatic chipmunk recreates 2 girls, 1 cup in a balloon guys house when Old Gregg sings Numa Numa with Tay Zonday on keyboard."
Guy 2: Aw man, That sounds like Da Jizz, Man!
Guy 1: It IS!

by Sexy_Jesus July 19, 2009

jizz rag

an insult calling sumone a cum soaker

Nhiron is a jizz rag

by $upreme.zzz October 25, 2016

Jizz Splash

It could mean a literal Splash of Jizz, in a droplet. or a metaphorical jizz splash

A friend or colleague whose foolish mistake has ruined yours or someone else's plans... The metaphor represents both the accidental nature of the mistake or splash, and the sticky mess of events which the mistake causes.

Use: Beration, ridicule, declamation of responsibility, winding up your clumsy friends.

Noun, very improper.

a friend or colleugegegege tells evryone that hes related to a sleeping badger in the middle of the night and the profound nature i which he says this leaves evryone Soooo Shocked that they all whip out their cocks and jizz splash him or her.

"Ahh lol you got a Jizz Splash on my nose"

"You Jizz Splash!" On hearing that your friend forgot the mayonaise/ got the address of the party wrong/ used your lubricant as hair gel/ broke your bicycle/ burnt the toast/ lost your dog.

by Idancedwithdangermouse June 29, 2009