Hitler Pubes

When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.

I went to the emergency room for a heart attack and woke up on the recovery room with Hitler pubes.

by ChefR January 20, 2021

Gandalf Hitler

During the second world war in middle earth, Gandalf Hitler led the Axis against the hobbits and humans of middle earth. Gandalf Hitler saw the hobbits and humans as inferior and wanter to eradicate them.

Gandalf Hitler used magic gas to eliminate the hobbits.

by TRUEHistoryOfMiddleEarth May 25, 2023

dripping hitler

A sexual act of ejaculation above someone's upper lip as the semen drips down both sides to form a resemblance of a Hitler mustache

John: What did you last night ?
Dave: I met this hot bitch and did the dripping hitler on her
John: Dude that's awesome !

by mocoboriuca October 16, 2011

Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.

Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

Hitler Fingers

When one is fingering you to the point that you get a hot sensation like the people who suffered in the horrible genocide caused by the infamous Adolf Hitler.

When you put your fingers under your nose to try to represent Hitler's mustache that he totally stole from Charlie Chaplin.

My boyfriend loves to give Hitler fingers to me at the dinner table. Ouch. But in a good way.

by I don't want to put a name April 10, 2019

Aisle Hitler

The person who scolds others for going the wrong direction in store aisles.

The old lady snapped "Stop! You're going the wrong way. This is a one way aisle!" I replied "Aisle Hitler".

by Bo Jun May 31, 2020

Indian Hitler

T-Series

T-Series is as bad as Hitler
and he's Indian
that's why T-Series is the Indian Hitler

by YeeterMeter July 9, 2020