Hym "Hey, can we stop pretending that you all wouldn't be singing an entirely different tune if you had ended up scraping some little girl brain up off of some linoleum or fishing some whore out of a bathtub? You know that's what you're doing right? Pretending. Pretending that you wouldn't be doing a VERY different version of pretending you hadn't seen this. Too the grave. That's where you would have taken this. Someone would have told you about the shooting and you would feint ignorance 'Oh, man, that's terrible somebody should have stopped that guy. We need to get rid of guns or protect our kids better.' But the 'somebody' is YOU and you don't have to take the guns away OR protect your kids better. You just have to not be a piece of shit. If this was 'a cry for help' can you really even say you care about things like that? Look at your solutions to problems in life. 'Someone else should have to do something about that.' You're doing 'the work' and have no responsibility to anyone else. THEY have the responsibility to everyone and themselves... To make your reality more pleasant (peripherally) so that you don't quite have to feel so bad..."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
Get the A cry for helpmug. by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024
Get the Beyond helpmug. by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023
Get the I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh godmug. by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 1, 2020
Get the can you help us with this?mug. by Anthaman September 11, 2023
Get the Helpmug. The misinterpretation of someone's genuine efforts to problem-solve, provide solutions, or meet goals as being negative or pessimistic. Often encountered in workplaces or group projects where constructive feedback is misconstrued as criticism.
Every time I suggest a way to improve our process, they label me as "negative". I'm just trying to make things work better!
Chrystal wasn't being a downer; she was just being negative helpful. He genuinely wants the project to succeed.
Chrystal wasn't being a downer; she was just being negative helpful. He genuinely wants the project to succeed.
by ca127316 October 17, 2023
Get the Negative Helpfulmug. 1. Assistance with something/someone
2. What someone would say when they need assistance, often urgent.
3. A way that many people laugh in modern day, often unconsciously representing how someone would need help breathing if they were to laugh too hard at something.
2. What someone would say when they need assistance, often urgent.
3. A way that many people laugh in modern day, often unconsciously representing how someone would need help breathing if they were to laugh too hard at something.
1. "That person needs help moving those heavy boxes."
2. "Help! This puzzle is so difficult."
3. *Someone makes a funny joke*
"HELP. I can't breath, that was too funny haha!"
2. "Help! This puzzle is so difficult."
3. *Someone makes a funny joke*
"HELP. I can't breath, that was too funny haha!"
by the anchorman February 22, 2022
Get the HELPmug.