Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
by thatswhack June 12, 2018
Get the grandma blowjobmug. A certain woman that posses the power of extreme attraction and causes lust and desire. She is the perfect woman to have intercourse with
by The ones who made everything. March 5, 2025
Get the Grandma Evelynmug. Whiskey Grandmas are the older variant of the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt. Where as Wine Moms are classy and Vodka Aunt's are rowdy, Whiskey Grandma's tend to spend most of their time being bitter from age. They are more inclined to avoid social situations to "watch their stories" and drink alone. They are very obscene and crude, but are still respected and revered due to their ages of wisdom and deep love whenever they show it. They have built up such a high alcohol tolerance that you will rarely see them even stumble after a night out drinking.
by Undocumented Goats July 29, 2018
Get the Whiskey Grandmamug. Elderly woman trying to look young and hip enough to be seen with her grandkids by way of plastic surgery
by desertfox07 December 15, 2014
Get the Plastic Grandmamug. by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024
Get the Grandma's bubblesmug. Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake”
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”
by pl4ss May 8, 2022
Get the grandma’s cheesecakemug. A girl who is youthful and cute with the same aesthetic as a sweet old lady in despite of not looking or being old.
by TheBestestLover March 2, 2024
Get the young grandmamug.