A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

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by frenchfryguy October 31, 2018

An edible substance consisting of cheap unhealthy pastas, cheesy taco sauces, and low quality hamburger. The mixture is then fried in a pan creating a greasy unhealthy frying pan surprise as the ingredients always vary due to the low economic status of those who indulge in the dish.
by Miss Mia Wallace June 15, 2018

The emotionally exhausted, mentally drained state that a performer might find themselves in after working one or more bookings in the event entertainment industry, especially events centered around children.
I totally can come over on Saturday night! Be prepared though, I have two events that morning, so I’ll probably have a bad case of party fry.
by Jendingo May 11, 2024
