The Main Event

the attraction that people come to watch
-paintball team

"holy shit, im coming to watch "the main event", slaughter that team."

"wow, the main event, are a slaughterhouse"

by peaceoutboy May 24, 2006

ion even

Ebonics for the English phrase "I don't even...". Often used by people who do not understand the basic conventions of the English language such as periods, capitals, spelling, and words.

"ion even no but naah will me and ryan-john r cool.."
"ion even no whi wee tlk wif gruntz an nat nglish"

by I'm chait October 17, 2011

The Event

The term used to refer to the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020. The effects of the pandemic coupled with the resulting protests, economic and social impact and international escalation of tensions between countries make it the singular feature of 2020 that will never be forgotten by mankind. The term is used to avoid directly referencing the painful time is was for everyone when trying to make a point without drawing attention to the pandemic itself

Before The Event people loved travelling to Asia to experience exotic foods and sailing on cruise ships. unfortunately that doesn't seem to be the future we'll live in.

by pi_patrol June 19, 2020

the series of fortunate events

The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.

Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?

Billy: Really? What is it called?

Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.

by JGator8 September 2, 2010

we haven't even started yet!

When you do something and it is so shocking and huge to people, but this is only a small part of it and there is a lot more to come!

Donald Trump: 'we haven't even started yet! on the libtard potato bag bitch, Hillary Clinton.

by Haji Shirzad February 6, 2017

when i will make a definition of good charlotte without it getting deleted before it even comes on

It better be within a week.

The losers who keep destroying my definitions better stop now.

by dref said right June 7, 2004

You don't even know

when someone is making fun of you about something that may not be true while others are laughing at you, you start crying and suddenly yell, SHUT UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" and run away.

mean guy: ha ha! you're a baby, you're an idiot!

other guy: leave me alone, i did nothing to you.

mean guy: stupid retard!!

other guy: *starts toy cry* leave me alone!

mean guy: you probably still wet the bed!

other guy: SHUT UP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
*runs out of the room crying*

by poor dude.... June 12, 2005