Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.

"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*

by Spark the girl May 25, 2018

Earth piss

Rain.
From the sky.

Yo that Earth piss is coming down hard af.

by Bibyoung July 21, 2019

EARTH

Egypt, America, Russia, Texas, Helium

mars: bro, i love EARTH
lebron james shoes: brooo the heliummmmmm thoooo
mars: bro, the communists doee

by 3piccc3000 November 14, 2019

EARTH

A NICE PLACE WHERE HUMANS AND ANIMALS LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER

I LOVE EARTH

by iwgbiwp May 18, 2019

The biggest BITCH on Earth

The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.

Hey do you remember my ex?

Yeah that kid was the biggest BITCH on Earth

by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019

Earth

A lit ass song by lil Dicky that makes evironment crisis deniers sit down.

Lil Dicky: we love the earth, it is our planet.
Me: *kissy face*

by Issakween May 21, 2019

Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.

Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."

by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018