Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills, and then kills you with bills

Doctor: I kill your ill with pill and then kill you with bill

by IcyLightning February 5, 2020

Spin Doctors

A band that has a horse named Male Horse

I saw the Spin Doctors riding Male Horse at Korn’s concert

by SimDevoSlipknot March 26, 2020

I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

Doctor who

Doctor who, otherwise known as a .2 of a gram.

Alright mate sort me a doctor who

by Big Jord April 25, 2020

Doctors

Keeps your system running properly!

Praise Doctors♡

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 15, 2020

therapist doctor

a friend who helps with your worries and problem who refers to them self as a “therapist doctor thingy”

friend1: i need help
friend2: i will be your therapist doctor thingy :)

by Spamalam038372884 November 27, 2020

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

In other words, you're dead no matter what u do. Cause the doctor is coming

by Doc is coming for u February 16, 2020