Optimistically Depressed

When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).
Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.
by I no wrds May 18, 2018
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Birthweek Depression

The feeling that one might receive in the few days before their birthday; this feeling might include the urge to cornobble one’s friend after being wished a “happy birthday”. An overall wish to sit at home, isolated, while eating jars of Nutella with a spoon
“Why is she acting so bitchy?”
“Her birthday’s in two days; she’s in the midst of her birthweek depression
by Reeeeeee433 September 10, 2019
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Depression Crumbs

Crumbs that are all over your bed from eating various snacks during depression. They never seem to go away no matter how many times you try to wipe them off.
I tried to sit in Kaitlyn's bed the other day, but there were so many depression crumbs in there that I just decided to sit on the floor instead.
by epar666 January 07, 2021
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postdepartum depression

The emotional letdown following a holiday or other big event when all the company leaves and you're left with nothing to look forward to.
"It was a great Christmas, but the postdepartum depression is really setting in now"
by OD Ron December 30, 2011
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depressed sonic

Jade is a depressed sonic
by JoyfulBlanket02 November 30, 2021
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depression time

The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.
Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time
by AlphaShagga69 August 15, 2019
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The Silent Depression

Worse than the Great Depression from 2007 to current; the average salary from 1930 for an average American individual was $4900( adjusted for inflation $85,000 annually for one person) as of 2023 the average salary is $56,000 annually, making less than the height of the Great Depression. In 1930 Gasoline was 10 cents a gallon or $1.73 adjusted for inflation, today the average is $3.55. To buy a new car in 1930 it would be $860— worth about 15k adjusted for inflation, today is worth a whopping $48,000. Key to the American Dream to buy a house in 1930 would be about $3900— less than 70k today, the average price today? $416,00. This is no secret, and nobody is saying a thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us awaken to The Silent Depression and it didn’t begin with the Covid Pandemic…
by The Observers August 24, 2023
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