dan depression

the feeling you get when you think about Daniel Howell and how cute and funny and smol he is. this feeling mostly comes from watching videos like Hello Internet, Butterfingers and Procrastination. side effects are a lot like Noah depression (sqealing, fangirling, crying, wanting to hug him, and last but not least, uwu). please take caution before watching Dan's old videos.

I'm getting Dan depression from rewatching Dan's old videos.

by dans future wife 123 July 23, 2018

Diet depression

When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed

Yeah I been having diet depression

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

Optimistically Depressed

When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).

Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.

by I no wrds June 6, 2018

Feet depression

Feet depression is something that can be caused through lack of contact with feet or/and lack of feet pics. The symptoms are:
-you start hallucinating feet

-you start hiding your feet fetish
-you start thinking that you hate feet sometimes
-you would do anything for a feet pic no matter what the feet looks like

How to stop having feet depression:
-go outside and touch some feet
-try to put ur feet in ur a hole or in your pu s ay if you have one
-find a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend that always sends you feet pics
-find a feet kitten on discord

Oh no i have feet depressions for lack of contact with feet.

by Feet girl October 29, 2022

Depression Crumbs

Crumbs that are all over your bed from eating various snacks during depression. They never seem to go away no matter how many times you try to wipe them off.

I tried to sit in Kaitlyn's bed the other day, but there were so many depression crumbs in there that I just decided to sit on the floor instead.

by epar666 January 6, 2021

Down Depressed

The feeling of being overly sad over something that won't matter later on down the line.

Brando was down depressed after getting his test back.

by Beema23 January 27, 2021

The Silent Depression

Worse than the Great Depression from 2007 to current; the average salary from 1930 for an average American individual was $4900( adjusted for inflation $85,000 annually for one person) as of 2023 the average salary is $56,000 annually, making less than the height of the Great Depression. In 1930 Gasoline was 10 cents a gallon or $1.73 adjusted for inflation, today the average is $3.55. To buy a new car in 1930 it would be $860— worth about 15k adjusted for inflation, today is worth a whopping $48,000. Key to the American Dream to buy a house in 1930 would be about $3900— less than 70k today, the average price today? $416,00. This is no secret, and nobody is saying a thing.

Ladies and gentlemen, let us awaken to The Silent Depression and it didn’t begin with the Covid Pandemic…

by The Observers August 24, 2023