Depressioness

Retarded way to say depression.

Another way to describe yourself as depressed.

I'm so Depressioness.

by niggamaster646 June 25, 2021

Depression Barbie

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.

My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 11, 2023

Doggie Depression

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.

Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.

by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010

repostpartum depression

The feeling of sadness experienced after expecting original content but then encountering a repost.

"Hey, look at this funny picture from 9gag!"

"Dude, you're giving me repostpartum depression."

by swiftmark August 12, 2012

Single Depression

When someone goes into a very sad state -after breaking up

-being single for a very long time when not wanting to be single the whole time
Not to be confused with single desperateness and break up sadness.

Buddy: Yo that girl's been crying a lot lately
Me: Ya she broke up with her ex a year ago and now she's got some serious single depression.

by J12lin December 3, 2014

niggling depression

Niggling depression
Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.

Mom- "Can you take your nigga out?"

You- "I can't, I have niggling depression."

by BlackNiggasBrotherhood August 3, 2017

fillie depression

what happens when your favorite ship is m.i.a.

I have fillie depression now, I miss those bitches

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha March 16, 2018