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Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024
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Deal

Could mean literally anything. Could describe a person, a thing, a situation. Popularized by radio shock jock Bubba The Love Sponge.
Hand me that deal over there. That was a fucked up deal. I took Monica out and next thing I knew she was tugging on my deal. Mike was involved in a deal with Jim over those gimmicks. We got a simulation kinda deal happening here with that deal.
by McGillicutty Mandingo Jones February 12, 2017
mugGet the Dealmug.

The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
mugGet the The Real Dealmug.

Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.
"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."
by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011
mugGet the Dry Package Dealmug.

piecha deal

Piecha Deal is an Italian mob reference to the penis of a gay man.
"Hey, did you see Vito slamming that guy with his Piecha Deal?"
by SRMVegas December 17, 2010
mugGet the piecha dealmug.

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.
My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024
mugGet the Two for one deal-domug.

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