a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank.....mug. When you smoke a bunch of meth, break your wrist and then use the hand of your broken wrist to jerk yourself off.
"Did you hear about Kris? He got methed up and broke his wrist. Gave himself a good ole stranger danger before going to the hospital."
by VisitorQ87 September 29, 2022
Get the Stranger Dangermug. In close air support, Artillery fire, naval gun fire and mortar support fires, it is the term included in the method for engagements of a call for fire, this term indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of a target. A legal and addictive stimulant.
Coffee is cheaper than meth.
Coffee is cheaper than meth.
by D.C.C. November 23, 2021
Get the Danger Close Coffeemug. When your sitting on the toilet with a boner and grab it with both hands and pretentious to fly a fighter jet like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.
by Myguy86 November 1, 2025
Get the Danger zonemug. 
by keepingitreal November 22, 2021
Get the juliette dangermug. by Redditor1019 March 11, 2021
Get the Danger Noodlemug.