Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021

Bitch cricket

Another name for girlfriend or spouse also related to a mud cricket. Probably what they grow up to be.

Hold on the Bitch Cricket is calling.

by Salty captain May 24, 2021

cricket master

The Love of Audra Marie Hicks Life...Forever!!!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

crickets

In place of saying shoot or shucks.

Doug- Did you do the homework?

Ted- Crickets!

by cricketjoe September 12, 2017

trailer cricket

Mouthy preteen girl that predominantly lives in a trailer park..

I am so sick of that trailer cricket getting mouthy with me

by ack78 April 28, 2016

Jiminy Cricket

A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"

Used when in a state of shock

Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word

**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!

by Dr.Othlmun April 1, 2022

Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket

i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017