Courtesy 2-sheeter

Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.

"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"

- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"

Or

"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."

by DGPH June 10, 2017

courtesy conversion

The act of expressing a number in both your own unit of measurement, and the unit of measurement used by the listener, out of courtesy.

J: It's 28°C, or 82.4°F, in my room right now, at 2:30 AM!
M: Thanks for the courtesy conversion.

by MrJelle July 21, 2017

Courtesy Comment

A comment only meant to be nice, but not intended for real life situations. Like, girl, I got you..

Girl, I got you!!!, aint nothing but a courtesy comment. I wasn't really meaning it.

by themomodermondar January 26, 2018

Courtney

Courtney is a beautiful girl. she often talks shit about herself. She is a bitch when when she wants to be.

2we love courtney

by mghtrtu rtyr yghtjkh yjitojghh February 3, 2018

Courtesy yell

A verbal reprimand given by parents in response to their misbehaving children, having no effect on said children, given to convince near by adults who are annoyed by children's misbehavior that said parents are at least attempting to maintain control.

My neighbor hollared out while his kid was running circles around me, while gardening in my front yard. Of course, Jimmy didn't slow down, we all knew it was just a courtesy yell.

by caveman2 May 15, 2018

courtneh

-truly honestly a mess. A Courtneh takes pictures where one eye is bigger than the other and/or they have many baby hairs standing up. In addition, all they do is eat, fart, sleep, repeat. They also make courtnehcakes, which are burnt pancakes. Nobody understands these creatures due to their odd noises and often try to call animal control

Omg this picture is so bad!!
Yea, your eye looks a tad courtneh.

All that Taco Bell gave me gas *burps* *farts*
Ew what a courtneh

by courtnehclarkson July 11, 2018

Courtney

Courtney is thicc and I want to bite her ass like an apple

Oh damn that's a courtney she's sexy

by Joseph plays games February 26, 2019