Corn Monkey

A monkey, native to Hawaii, that swims to California annually. From there it goes to Nebraska, steals all the corn and goes back to Hawaii. Despite this, it is not a pest because they travel in thousands and there feet help loosen the soil.

Did you see the migrating corn monkeys last night?

by ParrotCat July 11, 2010

eating corn

Eating a chick out. It gets its name because the imaginary action eating corn and the imaginary motion lickin pussy look alike. When eating corn (and the cob is horizontal)your two hand are at the end. When eating pussy, your two hands are holding her thighs.

While I was eating corn I squeeze her thighs and pulled.

by Dave the Urban Dictionary Man November 5, 2005

Corn on the Cock

The act of a woman eating the pieces of undigested corn off of a man's penis after he has analy penetrated her.

Frederick was enjoying having anal sex with is girlfriend Olga until he realized the corn from her fecal matter inside her rectum had gotten all of over his penis, so he proceeded to pull out his penis from her rectum and allowed her to enjoy eating off the corn from his penis. Olga then Looked up at Frederick and sayed "Thats some good Corn on the Cock!"

by Cajackel July 10, 2010

corn nigger

A corn that niggers

not to be confused with niggercorn

"corn nigger corn nigger make me a match"

by goik November 18, 2012

corn monkey

A monkey in the phillipines that is fond of eating corn. The locals catch them by putting nuts in coconuts and the monkeys get their hands stuck. The locals can then catch them.

'hey we caught some more corn monkeys'

by Ssammule August 9, 2006

squid corn

1. A male or female who likes to have intercourse with a stuffed animal.
2. A male or female who collects used diapers in a drawer for months on end.
3. A faggot.
4. Someone who is obsessed with sea life or amusement park rides.
5. Someone who generally has friends that are better than them
6. has an obsession of DOLEANS.

Ew you collect diapers? your such a squid corn.

by marshmallowmayty January 19, 2016

Corn Husky

n. A woman from the midwest who's skinny until she reaches her early 20's, then becomes overweight or obese.

I dated that girl when she was 19, but now she's a corn husky.

by celesguy1 November 13, 2011