chocolate yanking

Jerking off with your own shit as lubricant.

My hand always stinks after chocolate yanking.

by hcky2379 February 10, 2015

Chocolate River

1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.

2: Your Rectum

1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"

2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"

by Kris Ryan September 30, 2008

Chocolate Waterfall

When you cream pie in someone’s ass and they immediately shit themselves, causing both shit and cum to waterfall out.

Guy1: did you eat chocolate in my bed again?

Guy2: No, I did a chocolate waterfall on my girl last night and didn’t wanna fuck to my mattress.

Guy1: what the fuck

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 6, 2019

Chocolate Dipping

When someone shits in someone’s mouth, and than dips their ballsack in the mouth.

Do you want to go Chocolate Dipping with me?

by Carterrg04 August 6, 2019

Chocolate Flashback

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.

Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!

by Champ Perkins September 29, 2011

chocolate bullshit

-noun

1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.

I don't know, Mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullshit to me. Going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn't sound like it'll be the most fun I've had since our Reagan's Dead! party.

by The Real Sweet T December 4, 2009

chocolate-neko

An op of CaffeineLounge, she has worked the chat since the room began. Often less abusive than most other operators, but actively enjoys the sport of kicking. Her name translates to "chocolate-cat", which earned her the nickname food-cat (administered by j2n4me and TheArcticBanana).

She has been mimiced in a #CaffeineLounge film starring TheBadassDevil. And she lives in Canada, in case you were curious.

<chocolate-neko> hai

by j2n4me March 6, 2005