"Calmingtons! It'll be ok!"
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Johnny finally finished his 40 page research paper. With a big stretch he yelled, "Calling it for Tits!"
by 1905wicked January 7, 2016
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She is very nice but not afraid to fight.
She is a very good friend and you are lucky if she's your friend. Sometimes she can be stubborn but you love her anyway.
She is very nice but not afraid to fight.
She is a very good friend and you are lucky if she's your friend. Sometimes she can be stubborn but you love her anyway.
by #semaj575kchall September 2, 2019
Get the calvanecia mug.Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
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