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Spontaneous Comblumpkin

The act of either :

A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin

B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire

or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.
A) "Ohh this blumpkin is so good Karen!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"

B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"

C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."

"Oh really? What'd she do?"

"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"
by Lucizzle December 16, 2009
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cold cut cosby carl combo

a Cold Carl, whilst getting a Cosby sweater. you can receive them in any order, and you can get or give them. and can be received with or with out cheese.
"dude she was a freak!"
"how?"
"she gave me a Cold Cut Cosby Carl Combo!"
"omg no!"
by Pimp'o'hot carls April 18, 2010
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Combustible consumables

Just another term for that sweet, sweet mary jane.
"Combustible consumables can be smoked in a variety of different ways"
Pipes
Bongs
Joints
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Bots
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by Rogi-Wan-Kenobi January 17, 2009
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combat shopping

shopping strategy that takes place when successfully participating in black Friday.
we are going to have to do some massive combat shopping if we want to get all the good deals.
by queenjane November 13, 2009
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Combinization

A Jazzy way of saying.....Combination.
We just drank a Combinization of Jager and Vitamin Water, lets go girls!
by Micky & Rion December 18, 2010
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Combofusion

A type of confusion that happen when you are confused by those who already are confused by the confusion!
I come out of the grocery store,the other day I see a locksmith trying to unlock my car door at the parking lot

dude, what you doing that's my car. .

the guy looking at me confused say, what do you think i am doing? you just told me to unlock your fricking car. .

before i even respond, the guy behind me yelled n say to the locksmith

It was me that told you that whats wrong with you

and he turn to me say what do you mean this is your car? I just lock myself out this is not your car!!

dude what a combofusion

turns out that he had exact same car and it was parked a few parking space down.
by Kiw K December 6, 2012
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Combat Rim

n. v., pron: 'k'öm-bätt rïmm'
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.
-Corporal 1: "Hurry your simple ass up!"

-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"

*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--pop!pop!-*

-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"

-Corporal 2: "AW FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*
by BlackhawkDown August 20, 2013
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