date block

The state of acting like total idiot in front of a date, cute guy/girl or friend in which you like

Cutee guy:hey what's up
Girl:uh hi um not much
Cute guy: your face is red
Girl: oh um (looking down) its really hot in here
Cute guy : your getting date block aren't you

by bimbocrackhead April 3, 2009

barack-blocking

Political cock-blocking, especially by Republicans.

"Dude, I hear that Obama wants to legalize weed, but the Republicans are barack-blocking him."

by misterjones58 April 8, 2013

walk blocking

When you're walking down the street, taking up the whole sidewalk, and preventing others from getting by. Often done by slow movers, tourists, and other wide loads.

Those moms with their strollers are totally walk blocking me!

by tcp123 June 10, 2013

Talk-block

To change the subject at the request of a friend who doesn't want to discuss something uncomfortable in a large social setting. I.e. if someone brings up your friend's boyfriend and they just broke up, or her job and she just got let go, you talk-block and change the subject quickly.

Hey, if someone asks me about work tonight, will you talk-block? I don't want to talk about how I just got fired...

by Editorgal January 24, 2014

Dock and Block

A form of defense in the game of basketball where the defender sticks his penis in the offensive players eye and then blocks his shot.

Man my friend Ryan sure did seem to love getting the Dock and Block from that big black fat Cock

by SeizureBoyz420 February 22, 2014

Coffee Block

That bitch move your co-worker makes to discuss work before you've had a chance to get coffee.

My boss coffee blocked me this morning looking for project files.

by mountain momma December 18, 2014

cock block

Cock block a guy messing things up for another guy with a girl because he's likes her

My so called friend lee cock blocked me the other day. he really messed things up with Emma just because he likes her too

by 35cat27 November 19, 2013