two bite banana

A male member that matches the size of a banana that can be eaten in two bites.

Barbara: How was your date last night?
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.

by Joe Bogolotz August 9, 2015

BTB "Bite the butt"

when you are about to have sex with a female, flip her over and lightly bite the bare butt. they love it, its a fact

girls love it when you BTB "bite the butt"

by Mike alonso July 17, 2018

Bites the big one

The situation sucks that you are in.

Your probation officer hassling you over nothing bites the big one!

by Ben1964 January 22, 2015

bite my moment

killing some one's moment or to bring some one down

Mike: I think i'm gonna ask out Kelly.
Sam: She doesn't like you!
Mike: Yo why you always gotta bite my moment!

by Emo Nemo May 26, 2006

Three Bite Rule

Mom's executive order. It states that you don't leave the dinner table until you've had at least three bites of everything on your plate.

Mom - "I don't care if all of your friends are on Black Ops! You're not leaving the table until you've eaten at some of your greens!"

Son - *mumbles* "Freakin' three bite rule..."

by mattyp1108 July 6, 2011

boner biting bastard

someone who bites dicks

bryan and toby bite each others dicks

by $ico March 26, 2003

Mosquito Bite

When a girl is on her period, and she is with a guy and they are about to have some sex, the guy pulls the tampon out of her vagina. He then proceeds to drink it up. Then they have sex.

Isiah: Yo whats up hommie?
Brent: Nothing much man!
Isiah: How did things go last night with that chick?
Brent: Great! I gave her a mosquito bite. It was awesome!
Isiah: Ahh! dude! always wondered how that would taste.
Brent: Yeah, it was.... disgusting! Blood was every where man!!! Don't ever do it! ever! well i mean the mosquito bite, you can do the sex though afterwards. yeah thats nice
Isiah: Great see ya. (leaves)

by noobsboobs April 4, 2009