last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...

Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...

by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

Ive played these games before

Home say young: Omg im so scared!! what will the next game be???? i dont wanna die 😰😰😰😰
Gi hun: heh... ummm i've actually played these games before (with rizz)
Home say young: Omg guys he played these games before 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Person 1: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!!
Person 2: GETOU-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by monkeyfucker0285 January 6, 2025

Before you were born

What parents say to get a rise out of you

Ahh, Before you were born the good ol days

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Day before halloween eve

This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement

I scored a total of 5 children on the day before halloween eve

by Urban_Pseudonym October 20, 2022

No 🍑🍆 Before Consent

This is a very important rule to live by even though some of you wont ever get the chance because you cannot pull bitches.

"Wow, is it true that there is No 🍑🍆 Before Consent?"
"Yeah, thats why we say it"

by Okeyday May 24, 2022