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cream of beef

I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.
by catlover89 June 22, 2021
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BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"
by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012
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Random Beef

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity
marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me
by Puff Puff Parsnip May 1, 2012
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Beef Blankets

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.
by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011
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Beef Thicket

An area encumbered by heavy ass gas that will not disperse and one you must traverse through. Also, the depositor of said gas usually did so with an S.B.D. (silent but deadly) fart.
"Beef Thicket" While strolling the aisle of your local supermarket you suddenly hit a wall of odor that makes the air taste thick and impenetrable, not unlike having your path obstructed by a row of thick thorn bushes. As you pass through the described area you will state " phew, beef thicket" and quicken your pace.
by Pizza The Gut 331 December 25, 2011
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Beef Date

A Beefdate is a birthday in which you are given the "meat" in other words: Losing your virginity!
Girl: Can my birthday be a beef date?
Guy: Sure babe!
by /Pie God\ August 16, 2017
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youtube beef

Fake ass shit on Youtube. Involves drama channels, vloggers, prank channels, gamers, viners and fake rappers aka channels that are dying or are just there for the money. And all of a sudden any small or dying channels become react channels for this fake beef. Weapons for this are clickbait, diss tracks, fake assaults, and money. In a nutshell, it's for the views.
Me: Hey, what's all this youtube beef?
Jimmy:It's fake.
by FJP78 April 19, 2018
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