beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.

Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!

by Woob November 1, 2004

Meat beaters

Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.

Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"

by Mahogany March 16, 2007

Wife-Beater

In the UK, originally the white string-vest, but most vests/tank tops get reffered to as Wife-Beaters.
The oniginal example was so called due to the fact that the main type of person who wears string-vests was usually a fat, wife-beating, alchoholic.

...look at that fat man in that wife-beater...

by Dj Risq July 2, 2005

I'm not beat

Not desperate or easy to disrespect

"I texted him already today and he hasn't responded. He thinks I'm going to hit him up again? I'm not beat. On to the next one"

"I'm not going to clean up this house after you threw a party with all your bum friends. You do it! I'm not beat!"

by Ralphy J January 12, 2012

beatiful

the person reading this ;)

you beatiful nigga

by supersadnigga January 19, 2018

Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

by Crocombe June 4, 2004

dead beat dad

A man who does not pay child support and/or maintain regular contact with his children. Or a bum who, though still sleeping with the mother, does nothing to contribute to the household either financially or by taking care of the home/children. Often an abusive man or an addict. Always lazy and self absorbed.

My mother had to garnish my dead beat dad's paycheck, but we still never hear from him.

by jessimonster April 23, 2008