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Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
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Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice

Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice refers to the act performed by two or more gay men. Hot wax is poured over one of the participants' hands and allowed to cool until the wax hardens to a consistency that will allow the wax to work as a lubricant during an anal fisting session. The idea behind this is that the residual heat from the wax will bear "anal juice" thus completing the Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice.

The act was first noted in a blog entry in May 2025 on blogger.com
Bruce suggested to Gene that they perform the wax knuckle bearing juice maneuver on Jason.
by AsianMassageParlorAddict June 17, 2025
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amnesiatic retro-blaming

Hypocritically blaming the other political party for a governmental action that you originally proposed at greater expense.
Senator Chuck Schumer's blaming of Trump for federal spending during the COVID pandemic is a clear case of amnesiatic retro-blaming. Schumer was asking for a lot more money for COVID than Trump eventually approved. It's extremely bogus for Schumer to point fingers at Trump now.
by TheFleeceMan August 16, 2025
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You can't blame one without blaming the other

This phrase is used when indicating that both parties are to blame and that it is unfair to blame only one side without the other.
Sidney - He is a terrible person, she should leave him.

Maria - You can't blame one without blaming the other, she's not been the perfect wife.
by NutCracker288 September 16, 2020
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higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing

if you serched dis up u r very boerd
higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing
by PowerCat3234567 November 6, 2020
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Mr. Bearington

A great name to give a plushie, usually one dipected as a bear.
Other similar names are Mr. Snailington (often used for snails) Mr. Quackington (for ducks) and other similar puns for names.
"Mr. Bearington is the fluffiest stuffie ever."
by Ilovemybabygirl March 8, 2021
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