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wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media
bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it
by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021
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Someone called Frederick

A guy that was born in 2003, a 19 year old male that decided to join the Urban Dictionary website in September 27th, 2020 just do a definition of what the word "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" meant by also adding useless information about it.
Then, in 2022, he decided to do a definition of "touching grass" by doing a "very funny" joke with it. He also literally forgot that he even made an account for this website.

He also has, in my opinion, WAY too many social medias.
Person 1: Do you remember when Someone called Frederick used to post original content?
Person 2: Nope.
Person 1: Yeah, me neither.
by Someone called Frederick January 6, 2022
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To Dutch someone up

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.

Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
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Someone

A person or most likely your friend in the past or present
Example: I used to be someone till i found her

Another One: I once was a popular person to someone that i used to 🎶knoooooow she didn't have to cut me up🎶

Another One: There was someone who treated me like their brother or sister, but i don't remember who it is :(

And Another One: Did you know that someone else matches our heart beat (they say it could not be done)
by ThatBoiJJ September 18, 2020
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1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.

2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table
Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”

Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”

A example of how to drink someone under the coffin
by Kappa Kappa 133 October 15, 2019
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A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.
Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!
by LordJenal September 2, 2022
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