floating banute

its when a cow floats in water

look at the banutes floating, those are called floating banutes

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

by Thommo the legend September 6, 2018

Kanter Banter

That loser on YouTube who trend-hops and leeches of others quality content

Person 1:Hey do you know Kanter Banter?
Person 2: Yeah I hate that kid.

by Alexwack September 7, 2018

Shit Banter Ste

Somebody who has shit banter. Usual behavior is the use of GIF's, dog memes and sidewards laughing emojis.

Hey Shit Banter Ste, go look at some dogs.

by Lady Lydia of Hawthorne November 30, 2018

The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.

John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.

by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019

Bro Banter

Being gay but not gay for the homies, you gay in the speech, you hetero in the sheets.

hey bro don't make me kiss you.
How much for a good dick suck.
Dang man your dumby thicc like a bowl of oatmeal, might have to eat you out.
Hey man I'm not gay its just bro banter.

by bro banter manager February 21, 2020

Simp Baiter

Reverse simping. When people act like a fuck boy to make people simp for them.

Yeah, Moe Lester's a simp baiter what a clown

by Simp Catcher 420 May 7, 2020