baldingus

It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me

Do be friends with that baldingus he will fuck your mom

by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017

Balding A Nut

Taking ones razor and shaving a section of your scrotum

Ryan was Balding A Nut one day when his mom Walked in.

by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017

baelings

A cute chick

Nikita is such a baelings

by Thicklikeoatmeal July 21, 2017

Billings Missouri

Billings a city full of a bunch of hillbilly crack hoès that eat at the same resterant every Tuesday and Thursday night not really good at much but great at drinking and partying

Jim: Yeah Crack-head Carl lives out yonder in the Ol’ farm house in the outskirts of Billings Missouri

Sara: Oh yeah the old Johnson place

by Dankest_Of_Memes November 29, 2018

bellingham

a shitty town in Massachusetts, where everyone owns a juul and lots of people smoke weed. the only good thing about this town is the Dairy Queen, and even that kinda sucks. the most famous guy here is the pedophile teacher who has over 60 felony charges for filming a 7th grader and getting caught. every one is poor, and those who aren't, are upper middle class.

Guy: what town are you from?
Girl: bellingham.
Guy: Nevermind!

by Indyasribslol August 11, 2019

Bailing Hay

Code word for engaging in homosexual activities.

Those two dudes have totally been bailing hay.

by rodblago October 13, 2020

Ballin

When somebody shows off dem fresh basketball tricks.

Edgeworth: Your honor, Mario will never be ballin.
Judge: Hmm... The prosecution has a valid poin-
Pheonix: MARIO FUCKIN BALLIN
Edgeworth: WHAT THE FUCK

Gallery: mario fuckin ballin?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Judge: I DIDNT KNOW HE HAD IT IN HIM

by ScoopOfButter November 3, 2020