An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
by Turkey Boy February 27, 2008
Get the sharp as an applemug. 1. (n.) {Origin: English, ~1970(?)} A place in Western Wisconsin that epitomizes and showcases the fancies of (primarily) white people from rural American upbringing. Mostly, activities are centered around floating down the river on old inner tubes with coolers that start filled with beer and end up empty.
2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.
3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)
2. (n.) A place parents sometimes mistakenly bring their families on a weekend in mid-summer.
3. (adj.) {Origin: English, 2008} Used to describe activities, events, or people deemed unsophisticated and/or unbecoming of a person with any shred of decency or self-respect. (see also: redneck, white trash)
1. "We ran out of beer half-way down the Apple River last weekend, and then I peed on Ben while he was passed out."
2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."
3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."
2. "I saw my first male genitalia when I was 10 years old because my parents brought me to the Apple River."
3. "That was sooooo Apple River when Bill shotgunned that Old Milwaukee and threw up in the microwave."
by Minnesota Mike October 10, 2008
Get the Apple Rivermug. by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
Get the apple sacmug. by Mcrakin August 2, 2006
Get the Horse Applemug. (while knocking on the shower door) "You pickin' the apples, i know your pickin' the apples you son of a bitch...your pickin' the apples...."
by Damascus May 26, 2008
Get the pickin' the applesmug. Matt: Stop just getting out your iPhone to show off, you're such an idiot.
Tom: Just coz ur an apple hater
Matt: Yeah, and?
Tom: Just coz ur an apple hater
Matt: Yeah, and?
by lulu750 November 26, 2009
Get the Apple hatermug. A smart watch made by Apple that makes you pay around 500 dollars so you don't have to pull your phone out of your pocket. Also pretty overpriced.
Is that the new apple watch? It's so cool! Yeah, but I'm broke now. At least I have fun spinning that wheel thing.
by SuperAstronomyNerd March 9, 2015
Get the apple watchmug.