Alan

Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.

The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.

by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020

Alan

Shits about 20 times a day and snorts coke monthly screeches when you steal his kill in any game and changes his hair color every 2 month

Person 1 sorry i took your kill
Alan FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

by Cenki May 15, 2022

alan hughes

one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut

i can smell that guys alan hughes from here

by Miss terry August 18, 2012

Alan

A amazing friend to everyone.he will always be there for you no matter what. Everyone is says that Alan is attractive and fun. He never leaves anyone out unless you are mean to any one he cares for then he will beat your ass if he had to.

Guy: who is that?
Girl: that's Alan he's really nice when you get to know him

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Alan

A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.

Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.

What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.

I bet that Alan shaves his armpits

by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023

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Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that

Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke

by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021