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Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead
I’m just going for an alan
by Scott1995 October 29, 2017
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Alan

A sweet and caring man whose only goal in life is to please you. This medium-height Hispanic man with black hair and gorgeous brown eyes and mainly Christian beliefs will hold you closer than anyone else. When you date Alan you're going to marry him. He loves nicknames like Babe and Baby and will call you his princess!
Alan cares about me sooo much!

Alan is adorable! i already bought him a ring!
by hehehehehahahahahaa December 5, 2022
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Alan

Alan is a very emotionally gentle person. He’s is known for being quit. Once you get to know him you fall in love with his down to earth personality. Alan is known for being a freak in the sheets! But he is a scared person when it comes to relationships because of his past, don’t let that hold him back and if you ever get an Alan never lose him. It would be the worst mistake of your life. Alan is a great person, and will always want to be around the person he loves. Alan has a dark past and doesn’t like to see other bothering what’s his. Once you get an Alan you’ll never want to let him go.
Look there’s Alan in the hoodie
by Ivanleee11 July 21, 2021
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Alan

Alan is a Scottish man, and my man.

He's the most handsome man in my heart.
Alan loves his woman
by ZJN January 1, 2018
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Alan

Shits about 20 times a day and snorts coke monthly screeches when you steal his kill in any game and changes his hair color every 2 month
Person 1 sorry i took your kill
Alan FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
by Cenki May 15, 2022
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Alan

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Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?
by hfdsiofsdjipovnkljohetyetyjhio February 18, 2023
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