Alabama China

Let's use the Alabama China so we don't have to wash dishes.
by CainisAble February 22, 2016
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Alabama Magic

"Boy there's a lot of Alabama Magic going on in your Family."
by AlabamaBoy2 February 20, 2019
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Alabama Doobieshmargle

When you fuck a black guy in the ass using a blunt covered with splooge, and shit comes out of the guy's ass onto the blunt.
"Did you hear about Cletus? He had an Alabama Doobieshmargle last night! It rocked!"
by Forton Smork June 16, 2023
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Alabama Aardvark

The central art of giving anal, whilst your cousin watches.
Dale went to Montgomery to see his cousin, they met a hood rat. Who in a submissive act of love, bequeathed permission to perform THE ALABAMA AARDVARK. Which ultimately led to the Devils 3-way.
by CreamyAlpha June 04, 2020
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lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.
Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.
by Wafflesacrifice December 01, 2015
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alabama bangs

A haircut worn among homosexual men most likely residing in the south. This was said to get its name from the high gay population in the state of alabama who most all wear this haircut. Many times when males perform anal sex they grab on to their partners alabama bangs and pull on them.
Man Randy sure has nice alabama bangs. I sure would like to have gay sex with him
by non-alabama straight male December 01, 2009
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Alabama Backwash.

Noun). An Act of Incestual Oral sex. In which the female..(or male) partner gives oral suckage upon the penis of their male partner till the male hits coitous. Upon which the partner must swish it around inside of their mouth and dispense of it inside an empty plastic bottle, in which the partner must then take it and drink from it.

~Note: This act cannot be performed unless the partner is some how related genetically to you.
<i>"S'what? Yeah I gave my man a lil Alabama Backwash. It goes good with a little Coca - Cola."</i>
by Dr Grant Ross May 29, 2008
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