alabama leperchaun

A midget jerks off in his hand and slaps you

That midget walked up and gave me an alabama leperchaun. I immediatly washed my face

by Ironworker May 24, 2018

Alabama shoelace

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

by farty turds March 4, 2019

alabama truckstop

This happens in a truckstop restroom when you're fucking someone in the ass while they're doing meth. Then someone walks in trying to take a shit and they join in while pooping at the same time.

I started to fuck her then it turned into an Alabama Truckstop and things got weird.

by Daren Mac June 25, 2015

alabama shakedown

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.

Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!

by pastafanatic31 September 15, 2020

alabama shitsnail

When you take a shit in your sisters vagina so when she drags her vagina across the floor, it makes a snail trail

Shit, dude! I just performed an Alabama shitsnail last night!

by bonbon722 May 8, 2018

alabama bangs

A haircut worn among homosexual men most likely residing in the south. This was said to get its name from the high gay population in the state of alabama who most all wear this haircut. Many times when males perform anal sex they grab on to their partners alabama bangs and pull on them.

Man Randy sure has nice alabama bangs. I sure would like to have gay sex with him

by non-alabama straight male November 30, 2009

Alabama Backwash.

Noun). An Act of Incestual Oral sex. In which the female..(or male) partner gives oral suckage upon the penis of their male partner till the male hits coitous. Upon which the partner must swish it around inside of their mouth and dispense of it inside an empty plastic bottle, in which the partner must then take it and drink from it.

~Note: This act cannot be performed unless the partner is some how related genetically to you.

<i>"S'what? Yeah I gave my man a lil Alabama Backwash. It goes good with a little Coca - Cola."</i>

by Dr Grant Ross June 2, 2008