Shuttle-Monkey

A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.

Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes

by onedollarbill October 18, 2006

shelf monkey

A librarian whose primary job is reshelving books.

The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.

by Donavan Mikulsky December 9, 2008

fuddle monkey

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY

Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey

by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008

monkey tug

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina

Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.

by Young James April 23, 2008

monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.

the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.

by FART KING AND THE GASSY MINION March 29, 2009

chat monkey

A person that logs into an online game for the sole purpose of chatting.

Man, I never see that guy doing any thing here but chat in trade. He is a real chat monkey!

by chiphead.net March 29, 2009

wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 4, 2009