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Benjamin Carter

A:"I forgot to "call" Benjamin Carter today"
B:"we can go "talk" to him at lunch"
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Bradley Benjamin

Pretty much the coolest teacher to ever exist.
The penguin pooped on Bradley Benjamin’s leg, so he kicked it, and it died.
by Kmaoioare April 2, 2019
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Benjamin Gamba

A guy so gay that he goes into the men’s bathroom and drinks the poopy toilet water
Your acting just like a Benjamin Gamba
by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021
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Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.
Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”
by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021
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Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Benjamin

Benjamin is name for a black ass nigga with a small dick.
Oh no there's benjamin
he smells like shit
by big ass nig May 5, 2024
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Benjamin Janklin

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Janklin? That boy sure is slightly off."
by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022
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