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Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.
Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.
by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014
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Mrs. Badger

Name of a horse. Horses named Badger are very kind and willing to please. The name Badger is not too common but they are very special. (Mrs. used to specify the gender of the horse)
My horse, Mrs. Badger was a good girl today.
by Mrs. Badger December 11, 2014
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Badgering

Canadian law states: If a witness is lying on the stand, you can object to the statement by throwing a badgering at the witness’s face.
Witness: I have seen the lawyers pp and it is small.
Lawyer: *proceeds to launch a badger at the witness’s face*
Judge: Badgering denied.
by Dresek May 21, 2022
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Honey Badger

A honey badger is an ex husband or ex wife that you go back too happily and care for more then just a boy/girlfriend.
I'm so glad I'm back with my Honey Badger
by HoneyBadgeDontCare August 17, 2019
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badger

She is such a badgerer

She did the badger

She gave him a badger for his birthday
by badgerforlife January 28, 2015
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Beef Badger

Sex position where the female fixates her feet behind her head (for easy access) and the male eats her out.
“Yo, I gave her Sarah the old beef badger last night
by Bbldrizzycb May 21, 2025
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Badger

The king of Ryan’s
Did you see the Badger last night in Ryan’s?
by Screwcap69 November 23, 2021
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