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Badger Expert

A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.

Examples:

Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)

Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)

Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert

I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
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shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.
I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.
by Mahree November 25, 2013
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Nudge a Badger

To fuck an older woman with greying pubic hair.
"I'd like to nudge a badger tonight!"
by djchango October 1, 2009
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Badger

Skunk-bear
A badger is like a skunk bear.

A badger scratches like a bear and looks like a skunk.
by M_factor March 10, 2018
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Honey Badger

A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.
Joe: “did you see that honey badger?”

Negan: “nah, I haven’t left this tent in 2 weeks.”
by Wilmington Woman May 16, 2019
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Badgerism

Badgerism is an emotional state of being whereby the individual channels a honey badger mindset to overcome (perceived or real) everyday personal and work related barriers.
Shyte bahd, Mike be like in full badgerism mode right now. He don't give a shit!
by ZiBadger September 1, 2017
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dirty badger

A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.
by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016
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