dany is parker's biggest fan!
by busbys January 2, 2021
Get the parker's biggest fanmug. 1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010
Get the Close Parkermug. Parker the type of person who likes to play with girls feelings and will stop at nothing to get what he wants.
by SammGoku March 9, 2020
Get the Parkermug. by whosthatt? July 2, 2023
Get the Parkeremug. A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
Get the Parkermug. A Parker is a sweet and funny girl, even if she may not come across such at times. She also doesn't know just how special she is to those around her. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but in due time she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you like, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. She will also listen to your problems and try to help. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker.
Hi Parker if you read this.
Thank you for being so special in everyone's lives.
Hi Parker if you read this.
Thank you for being so special in everyone's lives.
by Parsbiggestfan420 May 31, 2024
Get the Parkermug.