Ben

Is a nerd that everyone thinks is gay but actually isn't. He had a super gay voice and then hit puberty. May have an illicit relationship with his English teacher.

"Yo ben is so gay"
"Did you hear is new voice? Not anymore"

by Datsgreat October 24, 2017

Ben

Spider lover, if you see Ben give him a spider

"Hey is that Ben?"

"Oh yea give him a spider"

by MKBoyUSA June 23, 2021

Ben

Ben is one of the funniest but skinniest cunts alive. He is good to chat with but also a fucking bitch. Ben is shit at football and is weak like a baby mouse.

Ben is a really funny person.

by Wag one fam November 27, 2018

Ben

Pasty white nigga that thinks he gangsta even though he lives in a suburban white neighborhood next to an 80 year old women with twenty cats who hates japs because “pearl harbour you dick wad”. On his other side is a 40 year old Arab guy that probably did 9/11. Ben likes to sip Lean in his free time and he calls black people slaves on the internet because his self confidence is non existent. Ben likes to brag that his dad is a famous “nigga hunter” and gets paid to kill blacks.

Black Person 1: Ay Tyrone, you see that Cracker Ben just shot a nigga for his weed.
Black Person 2: Yeah my G, Duran, he thinks he black or something.
Black Person 3: Yeah tomorrow we go clap that nigga, yeah.

by Xx_Pu5sy!N1bBa_xX November 8, 2018

Ben

Usually a guy that gets his gf pregnant then leaves her for his sisters best friend

Man that kid Ben really is a weenie

by Mi pp itches November 28, 2018

Ben

Ben is not an intelligent person, he can just about count to 10, they are all cretins.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Ben?
Guy 2: No? what happened?
Guy 1: He got moved to a school for special children because he couldn't count to 7
Guy 2: WHAT A CRETIN

by MoistPaperPlates February 1, 2019

Ben

Ben is the most disadvantageous person, if he breathes in your face, it will disintegrate because of his terrible breath. Ben's breath is commonly used in nuclear bombs because of the level of toxicity in the molecules that make up the breath.

Yay! We are going to win the hockey game! Oh no! There goes Ben, the disadvantage. He just scored in our own net 8 times and we lost 8-7.

by CheddarChowder February 12, 2019