September 5th

Your Parents had sex on new year.

You are born on september 5th?
Ask your parents what they did on new year

by Imagineit? November 24, 2021

March 5th

The prettiest Bitch was born this day. She’s kind, thoughtful, and giving. And she don’t play non of them fuck games she will beat your ass on sight. She’s also got a fat ass and a big ass head. She also loves hard especially her friends she might not have a lot but when she does she’ll do anything for them.

“I got the coldest btc ever she was born on March 5th”
“Wow she must be cold”

by Georgiapeachbtc November 24, 2021

5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)

"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"

by Johnny Blade June 1, 2023

June 5th

On June 5th all couples must switch phones for the whole day and no saying no

your partner cant say no to switching phones on June 5th

by hbqhuuqqii65 June 4, 2023

June 5th

Fuck Ronald Reagan day

Friend 1: “Today’s Fuck Ronald Reagan day”

Friend 2.”It’s June 5th?”

by Hotbaddie18383 June 17, 2023

april 5th 1989

The day of the Tianamen square massacre

Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

September 5th

The ugliest human built/made on earth. They are most like African or Asian. They will never find love, if they do they will end up breaking up soon.

(person 1) bro your so rude and ugly were you born on September 5th?
(person 2) yeah...

by wi4mmm February 24, 2023