December 5th

Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.

You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th

by KingWithTheBigDick May 1, 2022

May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

december 5th

national s/o day. anyone you desire will be your s/o

guy: soo..its december 5th you know..
girl: yup..why?
guy: -smirk-
girl: 0.0

by agastopia October 8, 2022

April 5th

National send arch pics day. Once requested it cannot be denied.

Yo dude it’s April 5th! Go ask Nat for some arch pics u know she got the phatty

by FuckYouItsBigD April 5, 2024

September 5th

International Zane Day

It’s September 5th?! That’s International Zane Day!

by Whyyyyyyyyy11 August 21, 2024

february 5th

National Zhion day!! Wish her happy birthday.

"Hey do you know what day is February 5th?" "Hell yea its national Zhion day lets go wish ehr happy birthday!!"

by Ztnd January 8, 2022

November the 5th

The day when to much stuff happend. Putin, destiel, navada, dabi, corona, terror.
And people with time difference woke up on november the 6th to this freaking mess of i don't even kniw what to call it

But destiel is canon!

On november the 5th
*Person 1:* have you heard that puton resigned?
*Person 2:* fuck that, have you heard that destiel is canon?
*Person 3:* fuck that and that, have you heard that putin resigned because destiel is finally canon and navada won't count cause dabi became a todoroki and a dead guy won a city election cause this other president was attack by dynamite?
*Person 1:* shit
*Person 2 who is clearly a destiel shipper:* but look at that destiel trending on twitter and tumblr-

by Becky-srs November 6, 2020