May 5th

National send her a picture of your hand day.

He sent her a picture of his hand
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by checkbeerstealer May 5, 2025

May 5th

National send Austin a tittie pic

Boy: hey it’s May 5th
Girl: and what?
Boy: you didn’t know? It’s national send Austin a tittie pic day

Girl: oh alright lemme take one rq

by ClassyAssPup May 5, 2025

May 5th

May 5th is national send-nudes-day.
It was first ratified in the global constitution on May 5th 0002 AD

Oh shit, it's May 5th, gotta send these titty pics rq.

by may5thenjoyer May 5, 2025

June 5th

June 5th is the day that we celebrate Wyatt calling a black man a negro

“Wyatt,” Literary Term: A plump young man who enjoys spending his time crashing out on Discord.

Example of June 5th: “You’re a negro!” - Wyatt

by chackbaylover69 May 5, 2025

5th Jebendia

One of the greatest servers of all time co-led by Casper the Based and Arminius the Bold, which DID NOT tragically fall..don’t believe the lies created by the liberal media! So I conclude with a wish..long may the empire reign, eh lads? So on and so forth…

5th Jebendia is fucking based.

by Arminius1190 May 16, 2025

December 5th

The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.

I dont know what to write here. December 5th

by oh shoot I missed that December 5, 2022

half birthday december 5th

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!

'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022