May 26

May 26 is National Free nudes day

Bf: It’s May 26th!
Gf: What does that mean?
Bf: It’s national free nudes day
Gf: Okay!

by I have arthritis May 26, 2023

October 26

if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up

I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

26

26 it's the devil number.
Everytime you say this demonic number, someone's balls will slowly vanish.
Like now, I Sayed two times, two man's sack are gone.

Hello!! I have 26 apples for sale!.. OH NO, MY BALLS, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Myballsaregone27 March 23, 2025

May 26

National slap your homies ass day

Boy1: yo bro you got a fat truck

Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26

Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*

by Professor_never_dies1232 May 24, 2022

February 26

The day you should send your boyfriend a picture of your soapy tits

“Send them on February 26!”

by iLoveSoapyTits February 15, 2024

October 26

Beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day

John:"Isn't it october 26th?"
Pete:"Oh yeah its beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day"

by GlenGibbs October 26, 2019

April 26

National send your bf nudes day.

Boy: hey its April 26
Girl:fine... *sends nudes?

by Drewastakenbysomebody April 26, 2024