shit the can

When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.

“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”

by Jerzeeshoorhan February 24, 2020

Canned goods

a virgin

He saw her wearing a white dress, so he figured she was 'canned goods.'

by EssoSeeKS May 6, 2020

Can rambling

Term used to describe the new form of pub crawl during lockdown amidst the covid19 pandemic. Off licence to off licence or bottle o to bottle o.

"Hey, what you up to tonight?". "Im going can rambling"

by Chef_conehead May 16, 2020

Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.

Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

Dookie Can

a can with a big smelly dookie in it

"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"

by poopooheadhahahah June 12, 2020

Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying.

Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!

by Chill28 October 28, 2020

restaurant can

The effect that working at a restaurant has on on a woman's ass. Over time as the woman indulges in more and more free food, her ass increases in size on the same curve. Also known as restaurant ass.

That waitress must have been working here at least 6 months with a restaurant can like that.

by chrisemc October 24, 2017