Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Greasy gaz

Greasy gaz is where your hair is uncontrollable greasy with large amounts of grease being made every minute. To be called greasy gaz your name must also be Hugo with gaz being a abriviation for Hugo.

Damm greasy gaz, your looking greasy as frick

by Raredog21-69 September 17, 2019

greasy lips reneaa

under age girls that cant afford real make-up so they use Vaseline as gloss to attract the opposite sex

- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin

- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin

- my lips just got some moe tho
- you are sucha greasy lips reneaa

by 613.shady July 22, 2017

greasy wet boy

Two dudes dressed in salad dressing start rubbing each others thighs in a fierce competitive game to see who exuberant the essence of life first. Whoever produces the semen first has to eat the other players salad dressing drenched clothes.

Me and Adam played Greasy wet boy after our church reunion. Let’s just say Adam isn’t having any Italian dressing anytime soon.

by Tyler Zapp December 10, 2024

Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

Greasy flub

A greasy flub is an occasion in sports when a player scores or gain points after an event of luck, cheating, bad bounces, bad effort, or events that bring laughs. Greasy flub is a jinx to the opposing team and should be yelled when going for a play of that matter above.

"Man that Doyle kid is the king of greasy flubs."

by theDoyle91 April 17, 2012

Greasy Piston

n. adj. A greasy piston is a person that indulges in activity of the homosexual persuasion. Greasy coming from the chocolatey brown color of shit, and piston from the penis and it's motion in and out of another man's rectum.

I think you are a greasy piston.

by Maxieboy July 17, 2003