Having to retrieve a tampon after sex. Consisting of squatting and retrieving the tampon with your fingers. Usually there is a moment of panic when you believe it is too far to reach.
by Satansmokesreds July 23, 2013
1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.
Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer
You--laugh
by mangu43 January 22, 2006
Easy version: Dream simulator machine-brain interface
In depth: Simulates senses using nerve stimulations and retrieve information using deep brain scanning to make experiences interactable
In depth: Simulates senses using nerve stimulations and retrieve information using deep brain scanning to make experiences interactable
by skittito February 02, 2021
Sleepy morning deep cunt sex with your wife - when your eyes are all misty, the waves are crashing all around you and your bird is squawking.
Matt: You look tired mate.
Gus: I know, I was woken early by the wife and ended up deep C diving at dawn. Beans for breakfast, it's set me up for the day.
Gus: I know, I was woken early by the wife and ended up deep C diving at dawn. Beans for breakfast, it's set me up for the day.
by Floogals November 28, 2016
A variation of high five scuba dive, consists of high five followed by forward diving motion with the high fiving hand. Accompanied by the words "High Five Super Dive!!"
"High Five" on the high five, "super dive" on the dive.
"High Five" on the high five, "super dive" on the dive.
by Josiah Ferncliff Bircham May 08, 2008
A guy that likes to get straight into a girl, hugs, kisses and even sex very shortly after meeting her.
Well you always go around Going/diving In Dick First. I like to keep it slow and steady with a girl.
by GandalfTheGreyyy September 25, 2013
by sbwild88 September 23, 2009