Hustle Your Tits

When a woman is taking a really long time to do something and you need her to hurry up.

Can also be used with overweight men.

*Thirty minutes late to a surprise party*

Man: What are you doing?
Woman: Fixing my hair.
Man: Well hustle your tits babe!

by RandomlyVanrooy July 22, 2010

show me your tits day

a day on november 18 of every year. usually to fuck gamer boys over in the middle of no nut november.

hey i’m already done with more than half of no nut november

girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november

girl: because it’s national show me your tits day

by 42428 November 17, 2018

hold your tits

When someone is pestering you to do something when your watching the final minutes of a do or die NFL season and you need them to shut up and give you a few minutes.

Hold your tits please.

by Melly_983 January 1, 2018

Calm your tits

What Shannon says when she's at the end of her rope.

Shannon: Blake stop texting me so much. Calm your tits man.

by cookiecamden December 25, 2013

show me your tits

when you go to your little brothers room to tell him that dinners ready then your see him balls deep in a pencil sharpener

SHOW ME YOUR TITS BROTHER

by enzo----________-----___------ January 18, 2019

fo sho me your tits

A phrase meaning "for sure," but also calling for any adjacent females to bare their breasts. Originated in Maine.

Bro #1: Yo bra, can you open this beer for me?

Bro #2: Fo sho me your tits. *chink*

Sorostitutes: WOOOOO! *take tops off*

by Rostropovich December 14, 2009

reduce your tits

A more appropriate way of saying, "calm your tits." It was first said in Chris Lilley's "Summer Heights High," when Ja'mie King tells Bec (the asian tryhard) to reduce her tits.

Ja'mie King: "I heard Qantas is having good deals on one-way tickets to China."
Bec: "I'm not even Chinese, I'm from Singapore."
Ja'mie King: "Reduce your tits, stop acting dumb, fix your acne, and don't be asian. Seriously."

by vidlenz May 20, 2014