I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.
We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024

by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021

Pinching a woman's labia shut, and blowing her vagina full of air, then slowly letting the air escape, to create an extended pussy fart .
by Pudknocker July 20, 2016

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.
Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.
by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025

by Tunnel_lover March 27, 2025
