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Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.
I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024
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Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull
Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?
by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019
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the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
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Wyoming wind tunnel

Pinching a woman's labia shut, and blowing her vagina full of air, then slowly letting the air escape, to create an extended pussy fart .
Well son, your moms mad as hell, because I gave her a Wyoming wind tunnel this morning !!!
by Pudknocker July 20, 2016
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The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024
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Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.
Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.
by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025
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Pennsylvania wind tunnel

When you cum in some ass while the fart and the cum shoots out of the asshole because of the fart
I had a one night stand last night, we Pennsylvania wind tunneled and now my sheets are ruined.
by Tunnel_lover March 27, 2025
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