A wholesome freak is a woman who carries herself like a lady in public, living up to her values. At first glance, one would think this woman is innocent. But at night when she gets home to her man, all that wholesome shit is out. She's sucking and fucking like porn star, throwing ass back & he better catch it. Babysitting kids in her mouth. Alladatttt.
I'm a wholesome freak. Innocent little girl by day, slut hoe for my man at night.
by Naeeb August 11, 2017
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1. conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being between three people in a sexual encounter
2. (AOK definition) Having organic blueberries eaten off two females sensual parts while saying "This makes Sense!"
My girlfriend and I had a wholesome threesome and everyone walked away satisfied
by Avi Burn July 30, 2020
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whole zerio is invented by mish zerio is a a guy who likes demon and thinks he's evil but then get's almost never mad and never cusses never be's rude but say there a demon there evil epic ikr
mish=you are wholesome zerio
zerio=wat im not wholesome
by Mish-mish :D June 24, 2021
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When you're obsessed with something in a non-sexual way.
Pikachu is my wholesome fetish.
by Rei the Goat February 22, 2021
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Good and ethical by standards only applicable to interior Alaska. Sullied standards of righteousness, only to be seen as virtuous by residents of the golden heart city.
I’d call her Fairbanks Wholesome; she taught my kids swim lessons before she went to prison as an accessory to murder.
by Secondcare July 13, 2022
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1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.
"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"
by lpr January 14, 2005
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