When a boy just whips it out and says, “welp here it is!” then proceeds to have you try to jerk him off but then you don’t do it right and he does it himself then ejaculates all over a couch and saying, “Y/N I’m cumming for you!” then goes all over the place and on his face and the mouth.
Carson: Welp here it is! Touch it.
Mia: I don’t think I’m doing this right.
Carson: Fine I’ll do it.
*Mia hides her eyes while Carson ejaculates all over the place.*
Mia: I don’t think I’m doing this right.
Carson: Fine I’ll do it.
*Mia hides her eyes while Carson ejaculates all over the place.*
by niggaburger January 06, 2025
a term used by white dyslexic mothers who think they’re clever, most commonly used in reference to domestic animals or when confused with another, similar sounding term
by larddawg April 25, 2020
by Idkbroimtired February 13, 2025
A guy so mentally fucking challenged that he makes you wanna kill your self just by being in his presence
Guy 1: Hey man did you just feel this sense of sudden dread and a need to kill yourself?
Guy 2: Yeah... Strange
Guy 1: Holy shit it's Welp run before the fat ass gay fuck hugs you
Guy 2: Yeah... Strange
Guy 1: Holy shit it's Welp run before the fat ass gay fuck hugs you
by Seb's mum March 07, 2023